{"product_id":"pencils-for-fucking-birthdays-fun-gift","title":"Pencils for Fucking Birthdays","description":"Fucking Birthdays Pencils\n\n8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils\n\n * I guess you want a present now, huh \n * happy. birthday. to. me. \n * oh, you're sooo special today \n * hey, at least I remembered \n * you're not old, you're ancient \n * you're lucky I have to be nice to you \n * go on. cry if you want to. \n * slightly expired \n© 2023 Whiskey River Soap Co.\n\n8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA\nBox Size: 7 ½\" H x 2 ½\" W x ⅜\" L\nSold in 4-packs","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51674854654265,"sku":"BIR-P","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/4833\/9001\/files\/68de98aa5d9033072549b31870ec4b7d0c0b80d918192affae8c1c19008e7c6a.jpg?v=1767982653","url":"https:\/\/www.palomasgifts.com\/products\/pencils-for-fucking-birthdays-fun-gift","provider":"Palomas Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}